Published Work
i’ve written in some of the funniest, coolest places online and on my personal blog! OMG! so 2000s!
The New Yorker
Beware The Piano Man (co-written with Dru Johnston)
Welcome to Netflix World (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)
Wedding Rings for Real Men (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)
New Subscription Services To Fill Your Home with Cardboard Boxes
McSweeney's Internet Tendency
JD Vance Imagines A Day In The Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant
I’m Resigning Because the Response to My Box of Scorpions Has Become A Distraction (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)
Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)
Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)
We Didn't Mean For You To Find Out About All Those Additional Dead Puerto Ricans
List: Historically Accurate Things to Shout at Your Cinco de Mayo Party
As Your Senator, I Vow to Never Do Anything That Will Upset Bob, 54, From Indiana
List: ICE Detainee or Patient Given a Dramatic Arc on Grey's Anatomy?
List: Young Hollywood Heartthrob or Two IKEA Products?
My Daily Routine as a Job-Stealing Immigrant
An Open Letter to the US Immigration Officer Who Confused Me For a Criminal
Points In Case
I'm Marie Fucking Kondo and You Can Keep All Your Fucking Books, You Ingrates
List: If I Responded to Americans Like They Respond to the Fact That I'm Colombian
The USA is the Greatest Country in the World, but Those Soccer Girls Need to be Nicer (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)
Who Do You Like More, The Country or The Hispanics (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)
Colonel Aureliano Buendía is CANCELLED
Now That the House is Democratic, I'm Turning My Life Around
List: Soccer Stadium or Game of Thrones Location?
The Complete and Definitive List of All Latinx Characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Reductress
This Woman Accidentally Said Something Racist and They Gave Her a Column in the New York Times
BuzzFeed
Read Felipe's pieces for BuzzFeed and BuzzFeed Español.
Romper/Bustle
Paddington Bear Helps Me Live as an Immigrant
Mitú
Watching Narcos as a Colombian
CollegeHumor.com Writer Page
Read Felipe's humor pieces for CollegeHumor.com
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